Today's Soapbox: OLTL

So, Christian has memory loss? How did he remember such a minute detail like his mother's phone number at the diner then as he headed back to Llanview? But he can't remember the artists who have influenced his art or that he likes pop tarts? By the way, where IS Carlotta? At least they addressed her not knowing about Christian, but with the news of him being alive splashed all over the front of the newspapers, if she is anywhere near town, I think she already knows. I'm not sure why you wouldn't just tell your loved ones that you can't remember every detail of your previous life - what's the biggie? Obviously, he still remembers the essentials. I'm hoping he can't remember Jen once he finally runs into her. Ha.

Also, Todd on the phone with Viki, bashing the Kramers? SO wrong but SO funny!