All My Children

Ack! WHY oh why is Ryan even at the Emma/Kate hearing? Every time he opened his mouth, I couldn't help thinking, "Why are you even there? Why are you allowed to speak?!"

That eyewitness is ridiculous, though... that the judge would be swayed simply by that eyewitness... I mean, how is there any proof that the baby that Annie gave birth to is the same baby that is now four years old? I guess it doesn't matter his reasoning, however, since he called Family & Child Services and sent them to investigate the whole thing.

One Life to Live

I don't know how much time is supposed to have passed but,... isn't it a bit soon to expect Natalie to be taking off her engagement ring and getting over John's death? For gosh sakes, if Viki is still wearing HER engagement & wedding ring to Ben and he's been dead forever, then it really doesn't seem like a big deal if Natalie isn't over John in like a week.

Also, while it definitely isn't a situation that anyone could ever get used to, Natalie has already thought to have lost a husband/mate so shouldn't she sort of know how to cope with it? She seems lost. I would think she might be like, "Wow, this is exactly what happened when I thought Cristian was dead."

GH

That teacher BUGS me. He's cute and all but wow, what an ass.

GH

How about Sam dropping the bomb to Nikolas that Elizabeth might be carrying Jason's baby? Oops. Not that she cares, of course.

Today's show reminded me of how crowded the halls of Port Charles High are going to be in about 6 years - once they rapidly age all the infants currently on the scene. Let's see there is Spencer Cassidine, Baby Alcazar, Cameron Spencer (or is it Webber or Smith?), New Baby Spencer/Morgan, New Baby Spencer/Jones, Kristina Davis, Molly Lansing, Morgan Corinthos, ... And Michael, of course, but he is a little old for them. Plus, the only two girls so far are his relatives so he'll have to meet girls elsewhere.

OLTL

Marcie said, "I can't think of a better person to be Tommy's godmother." Well, umm, how about someone you like and who actually has spent some time around children? I mean, I get that they are reaching out to Natalie so she will always feel a member of their family but that statement was a bit much.

It was no surprise to me that they asked Rex - because Michael has no other friends!! When (if) John is revealed to be the man in the coma, will they take back that godfathership and give it to Michael?!!

GH

Just a question: Why does the ELQ-loving Dillon have to wear his glasses and look like a nerd? I mean, couldn't he spike his hair and wear his contacts when he's taking business classes?

Imagine how many people around the world must have gotten pregnant thanks to those faulty Enduro condoms if just in the Port Charles community alone we know of Lulu, Elizabeth & Maxie. Oh right, Elizabeth might have gotten pregnant from Lucky so Enduro wouldn't be to blame and Maxie might be faking the whole thing (but I guess that can't be the case with this lawsuit, right? The first thing the lawyers would do is make sure she is pregnant...)

Also, how great to see Skye!

GH

Maybe I heard incorrectly, but did Audrey tell Elizabeth that Lucky was home from rehab? Umm, didn't he just GO to rehab? I didn't think they would let them take a break or even make a phone call that quickly into one's recovery.

I love the bitchy Elizabeth scenes with Maxie. Elizabeth has become such a saint over the last few years (remember how snarky and rebellious she was when she first came to town?) that it's nice to see that she is indeed a real person with bitchy tendencies at times. Maxie deserves it, too.

What's up with this Lulu/Professor storyline? Whoa, wasn't it harsh for him to be all "So what?" about her abortion? A little sympathy would be nice. She didn't mention her brother the drug addict, her mother the crazy lady, her father who is always missing and the whole wacky Quartermaine clan she lives with. Maybe he would have been more understanding towards her then, ha ha. The professor is kind of hot, right, so is he being brought on for a student/teacher kind of relationship with Lulu? If not, why doesn't she introduce him to Elizabeth. They would make a hot couple. Also, I can think of a couple of really attractive females that unfortunately live with Robin and have no luck in the romance department that might like to date the hot young professor!

OLTL

I assume Erika Slezak is on some grand vacation or something, a la Tony Geary, but isn't it a little odd for Vicki to be missing when 1.) Jessica just got engaged and 2.) Natalie lost her boyfriend! Where's Momma when you need her?

AMC

Hmm, so Tad is the killer. Didn't really see that coming. I expected it to be a no-name that they could get write off. How the mighty have fallen! Turning Tad into a murderer?! Regardless of the reasoning, it's still pretty bad.