AMC

I really thought Colby would hide out in those tunnels without being found out a lot longer than she did. Now she has all sorts of family gossip! Will anyone even listen to her though?

Today's GH

I love love love Sam's dress - and she looks beautiful in it!

Lulu's words to Dillon echo my own: "If you want a baby so much, go have one with Georgie!" I mean, I just don't get why he is so adamant that the baby be born. It's not just that he is so pro-life (which is how Lucky seems), it's as if he actually wants to be a father already. He's so young; why would he want that?

Question - Does Luke even know about Lucky's drug problem? I'm assuming not but I wasn't sure.

Oh, one last thing. I'm thrilled that Jax is back. I can't even tell you how much I adore Carly & Jax together.

All My Children

I made a decision and I am so OVER All My Children. I have stopped taping it and therefore will basically stop watching it (although I'm sure I might still occasionally catch some of it on SoapNet every once in awhile) . I just noticed that basically for the last month or more, all I've been doing is fast-forwarding through every single storyline. I HATE the teen storylines with Colby and Sydney and the new Montgomery boy (whose name I haven't even bothered to learn!). I HATE the Lily-Terry storyline and that is clearly not going to end well. I would think Lily would be so untrusting of everyone that she would definitely not meet someone online and naively believe everything they say. I HATE the Kendall-Zach stuff, which ties in to the whole Who-Killed-Greg? storyline. I can't believe a murder mystery is not even appealing to me. Josh somewhat appeals to me but I definitely do NOT understand his attraction to Babe, nor do I find them to have any chemistry. Babe cheating on her husband (which I hear is what will happen) is believable, I guess, but I just don't like the Babe-Josh dynamic. I like the thought of Josh & Julia much better. Or Josh & Erin, even. Josh & Simone too. I HATE the Dixie-Tad hate. While I welcome the Let's-Find-Kate storyline, you and I both know the end to that is not coming soon.

So, all in all, as AMC bores me to death this summer, I have officially stopped even pretending to watch it. Thanks for reading my rant!

GH

The scenes with Luke & Lulu were really sweet. I loved them.

I really liked Alexis & Ric together and I just don't see how they can be redeemed at this point. They keep making Ric worse and worse. Surely Alexis will get better and then what?

Today's OLTL

Yay! Spencer is finally arrested. It seems like he's been doing dirty deeds for way too long to have gotten away with it all this time. Of course, why do I think it's going to be an even longer time before he actually pays for all his crimes?

Today's GH

Hmm, did you see Elizabeth's reaction when Lulu explained how the condoms were faulty. It was definitely a look of 'oops, that's the kind of condoms Jason & I used when we had our night of lust'. An Elizabeth-Jason baby? It would be gorgeous but the whole scenario is way too complicated. In other words, it's probably a done deal.

Today's OLTL

Wow, Paige looks really pretty with her hair all curly for the big formal gala shindig! I almost didn't recognize her!

Today's GH

Umm, is it just me or do you also have a feeling that Maxie is not going to take rejection well? I'm envisioning something like Fatal Attraction.

Today's GH

For the life of me, I just don't understand why Sam has to tell Jason that she slept with Ric. Umm, they were broken up, he made it perfectly clear that he thought it was over so I'm not clear why this bit of news had anything to do with Jason. Tell your mother maybe, Sam, but why tell your ex-boyfriend? Is it just me or does this seem unnecessary at this point?

Today's GH

I never was a huge fan of Jason & Elizabeth way back when they were together (I didn't hate them either, was just indifferent) but I really like them now. Cute. Maybe there's a future there... probably not, though.

Today's OLTL

See - I told you Starr was faking :-).

I cannot believe Dorian actually was behind having her daughter stalked... I mean, okay, I can believe it of her but why did she think it would break up Adriana and Rex? Dumb dumb dumb dumb.

Today's GH

Wow... Ric & Sam didn't even have a quickie, they had a long and really drawn out sex-a-thon, considering it started who knows when (I would have liked to see how it started), lasted long enough for Alexis to get home and see it, then continued to last long enough for Jason to drive Alexis to the hospital, make some calls and make it BACK to the Davis/Lansing household.

I guess GH has officially turned into adulterer's paradise, what with Ric, Lucky, Dillon, the insinuation that Alexis is having an affair with the mayor (although I really doubt that's true), the implication in the preview that Elizabeth is going to sleep with Jason, and am I forgetting anyone? I don't think anyone else on the show is even married?

Today's OLTL

Starr is so faking this amnesia thing and is just trying to get her mom & dad together, right?

Today's GH

I'm glad Carly told Elizabeth about her cheating husband, but I'm also glad she refrained from running to her instantly and rubbing it in. The Carly of yesteryear would have loved to rub such bad news into disbeliever Elizabeth's face, no? Now I guess that type of behavior from Carly is reserved for Robin :). But, anyway, why do cheating spouses never even bother to close the door behind them? Poor Elizabeth.

Lulu's stick is positive? Ugh. I really don't like this storyline at all. Laura sure is going to have her work cut out for her when she gets back to town, isn't she? Drug-addicted, cheating, lying son and manipulative, pregnant (grown-up) daughter.

Jason made me cry as he explained to Sam why he couldn't afford to love Sam anymore. Does she get it now?

Alexis & the mayor....? What's up with that?

Today's OLTL

Are they leading us to believe that Hugh is Paige & Spencer's son? Because I hope not. I know there was that one episode when Paige found out and she was like "Why, my son is standing right over there!" and Hugh, Nash & Rex were all standing there. I love the idea of either Rex or Nash being her son - and therefore a Buchanan presumably (see below) - but Hugh just annoys me. I hope they are just trying to give us a red herring... or at least make it more suspenseful, but I just don't like the options for Hugh. I find him kind of bland and boring. And, if he turns out to be the kid, I don't know, the implications aren't that grand. Only that he will likely have to prosecute his Dad - because Spencer's comeuppance is clearly going to happen soon. Right?

Now, maybe I'm making a leap, but Spencer has got to be a long-lost Buchanan right? There has to be no other explanation... the picture of Spencer & David's mother shoved in Asa's hand, the hatred of Asa, the torture of all the Buchanan men, the comments about making Asa pay, the attempts to destroy the entire family, etc... Therefore, whoever turns out to be Paige & Spencer's son is also a Buchanan.

Today's GH

Am I supposed to care about the riff between Jason & Sonny? Because I don't. And if I have to choose sides, I'm on Jason's side. Just because.

Today it kind of dawned on me (finally) why Sonny dating Jason's sister is such a bigger problem than Jason dating Sonny's sister... it's all about Sonny's manic depression, right? It's not so much that Jason fears for Emily's safety with mob-related stuff (although that does play a part), it's because he fears for her safety when Sonny is in the throes of his depression, right?

According to the preview, Robert's back tomorrow! Yay!

Today's OLTL

Who doesn't Evangeline have fantastic chemistry with? I mean, her & RJ were hot, back in the day. Then they brought her together with John and everyone instantly forgot about wanting John & Natalie to hook up (or at least they should have) because John & Evangeline were way hot! Now, let's talk about Evangeline & the Vega Brothers. Whenever she used to have scenes with Antonio, I was like, "Why doesn't he ditch that annoying Jessica and hook up with Evangeline?" They have good chemistry. Now, her & Cristian are pretty sizzling, too. Even Evangeline & Hugh would make a good couple. But, honestly, and I know this would NEVER happen, but the person on the Llanview scene who I really like Evangeline with best is Todd! Those scenes with him at Lion's Heart - my golly - those two would be WAY WAY hot together. Todd should get over that whiney Blair and hook up with Evangeline!

Today's GH

I am SO bummed about two things: that Jesse didn't make it and that Noah didn't get his liver. That officially means that the opportunity for Noah to say to Maxie something along the lines of "You're Jesse's girl" is over. I was so hoping for that comment.

Today's OLTL

Aww, are they going to give Star a love interest?

Also, where the hell has Antonio been? I mean, did they ever explain what happened to him. It's very likely I fast-forwarded through the explanation months ago when he first disappeared but I didn't seem to catch an explanation now that he's back, either.

Today's AMC

Obviously Dixie's baby didn't die, right? I mean, that would be too easy. I'm sure Dr. Madden took her daughter from her and it's living somewhere else. The "information" that Dixie needs from him is probably where Kate is...